Single Use VBScripts
Creating a visual basic script is very easy and doesn’t require any
special programs. Though there are programs you can use to write more
highly advanced scripts, most programmers and people who dabble in
writing scripts just use Microsoft’s Notepad.
Let’s start the process by opening Notepad. After you have opened
Notepad all you need to do is type in the following code or simply copy
and paste it into the notepad window. In order to change what your
script makes the computer say, simply replace the section that says “The
geeks shall inherit the earth” with whatever you want to hear.
dim speechobject
set speechobject=createobject("sapi.spvoice")
speechobject.speak "The geeks shall inherit the earth"
After you have successfully entered the text you wish to hear, just press “File,” and click on the “Save As…” option.
Find a place where you want to save the image. For this example, I am
saving it to an empty folder in the Downloads directory. The important
thing you need to do is give it a name that ends with .vbs. This will
tell the computer that you are not saving a plain text file; rather, you
are saving a VBScript. We will name this sample “Geek test.vbs” as
shown below.
Now you can go ahead and close the notepad and navigate to the folder
where you saved the VBScript.
You will notice that the icon is not the
normal TXT icon. It is a small blue scroll on a white backdrop. Double
click on this icon to launch your single use script and listen to your
text. Congratulations, you’ve just created your first script.
Now, to get the hang of it, try to create a few more scripts with any
text you want to hear. Alternatively, you can right click on the
VBScript and select the “Open with…” option then choose notepad to edit
the text within the same file.
Text to Speech Script
Now that you know how to write a single use script and have probably
played with it a few times, you may be getting a bit bored. That’s why
we are going to kick it up a notch.
The next thing we will learn is how to create a script that is
slightly more advanced than the single use script. This will create a
dialog box that you can type text into and have it read back to you by
your PC.
Start by opening up your notepad again and entering this script or copy and pasting it into the notepad window.
Dim message, sapi
message=InputBox("What shall I say, your Geekness?","I speak for you.")
Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
sapi.Speak message
After the code has been entered, simply save the file as “Text to
Speech.vbs” as shown earlier to finalize the script. Once it has been
saved, navigate to the location where it is, and double click on it. You
will notice that window is called “I speak for you.” and the prompt to
enter text to be vocalized is “What shall I say, your Geekiness?” You
can always alter these to say anything you want.
For now, let us enter “The geeks shall inherit the earth” then press
the “OK” button to run the script and hear your text out loud.
Greetings VBScript Script
This is getting pretty fun, but your computer still isn’t interacting
with you very much. Now we will try another simple script that takes
into account the time of day as well as the appropriate response for the
time of day. This script will read your computer’s time and, based on
that, it will greet you in a certain way.
Start by opening your notepad and inserting this short script. You
can replace the section that has the greetings of the day with any
phrase you want to hear as well as replace Geekmeister with your own
name.
Set Sapi = Wscript.CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
dim str
if hour(time) < 12 then
Sapi.speak "Good Morning Geekmeister "
else
if hour(time) > 12 then
if hour(time) > 16 then
Sapi.speak "Good evening Geekmeister "
else
Sapi.speak "Good afternoon Geekmeister "
end if
end if
end if
Now you can save the text document as a VBS file. Once you have done
that, go to the folder where it is saved and double click on it. Based
on the time that your computer shows, it will either say “Good morning,
good afternoon or good evening Geekmeister.”
The script tells it that if the clock reads anything before 12, it is
morning, and that anything after 12 is afternoon; however, it also has a
clause that says even if it is after 12, as long as the time is past
16:00 (4 pm) it becomes evening.
Time of Day VBScript Script
If you would like to get a little bit more advanced and receive the time, you can create a new notepad and enter this script.
The script may look complicated, but it is essentially telling your
computer what to say and how to say it based on the time that is shown
on your computer’s clock. You can always replace the “The current time
is” with any introduction for the time that you want.
Set Sapi = Wscript.CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
Sapi.speak "The current time is"
if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak hour(time)-12
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "12"
else
Sapi.speak hour(time)
end if
end if
if minute(time) < 10 then
Sapi.speak "o"
if minute(time) < 1 then
Sapi.speak "clock"
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if
if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak "P.M."
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Midnight"
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
else
if hour(time) = 12 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Noon"
else
Sapi.speak "P.M."
end if
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
end if
end if
Now you just need to save the file as a VBScript as you did in the
previous steps and then navigate to that folder. If everything went
well, you should be able to double click on it and hear the computer
tell you the time.
Startup Greeting
Now that you know how to make your computer greet you and tell you
the time, how cool would it be if the computer would do that when you
turn on the computer. It is actually very easy to do if you just combine
the two scripts and put them in the right place.
Start by opening up Microsoft notepad and copying this code into the
window. It is simply a copy of both codes combined for you. Remember
that you can change the greeting to “What’s up dude, Hello Master,
Greetings your almighty highness,” or anything you want your computer to
say to you.
Set Sapi = Wscript.CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
dim str
if hour(time) < 12 then
Sapi.speak "Good Morning Geekmeister "
else
if hour(time) > 12 then
if hour(time) > 16 then
Sapi.speak "Good evening Geekmeister "
else
Sapi.speak "Good afternoon Geekmeister "
end if
end if
end if
Sapi.speak "The current time is"
if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak hour(time)-12
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "12"
else
Sapi.speak hour(time)
end if
end if
if minute(time) < 10 then
Sapi.speak "o"
if minute(time) < 1 then
Sapi.speak "clock"
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if
else
Sapi.speak minute(time)
end if
if hour(time) > 12 then
Sapi.speak "P.M."
else
if hour(time) = 0 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Midnight"
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
else
if hour(time) = 12 then
if minute(time) = 0 then
Sapi.speak "Noon"
else
Sapi.speak "P.M."
end if
else
Sapi.speak "A.M."
end if
end if
end if
Once you have copied this entire code exactly as it is, into notepad,
go ahead and save it as “Startup greeting.vbs”. It can also be called
anything you want, but for the purposes of this demonstration, it is
easier if we’re all on the same page. Now that it has been saved, you
can double click on the VBScript file to hear it greet you and tell you
the time.
If you want it to play when you turn on your computer, like Jarvis
from Iron Man, simply select the file and drag it with your mouse down
to the “Start button.” Without releasing your mouse move it onto “All
Programs” then find the “Startup” folder and release your mouse button.
If, for some reason this does not work for you, you can also manually
navigate to the startup folder. You will first go to the folder where
your “Startup greeting.vbs” is saved and copy it.
The next step is to type the following path into the top of any Explorer
window and press “Enter”. You will just need to change USERNAME with
the name you use for your computer account.
C:\Users\USERNAME\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\
Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup
Once you are in the startup folder, just paste the vbs file and you
are good to go. Now, the next time you start your computer and log in,
it should automatically greet you and inform you of what time it is.
If you had any trouble creating any of the scripts, they are all free to download by using these links.
- Geek Test
- Greeting
- Startup Greeting
- Telling Time
- Text to Speech
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